The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 113 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.174 billion NSC Puppet 113ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 87.7%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 113ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,146 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 113's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 113 is ranked 86,163rd in the world and 810th in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.17 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NSC Puppet 113 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
- : NSC Puppet 113 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
